Forgive me if this has been posted already, but I wanted to share my joy with you.
a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan”
i’m having trouble believing this
i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan
This weeks American hero.
His tie OMG
IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?
That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.
I love everything about this.
HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
coded racist language for the fail
Love the scare quotes around “”“pansexual”“”.
Like, I can see the Fox Newsroom writers being like…
"This democrat says she’s a…. pa..pansexual? Is that a thing?"
"I don’t know, Jenkins. Never heard of it. Sounds made-up. Write up a story and put quotations around the word until we have time to fact check it….
HAHAHAHAAA just kidding. We don’t fact check.”
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
parents who care
SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX
- Frat buds
I love you all! XD