I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt
I don’t like the way this makes it seem like women become hysterical and make bad decisions whenever they get their periods, all that really happens is some cramping, possible IBS-esque symptoms, and flucuations in energy and hunger. I know it’s a joke but so are “Oh! are you saying this cuz you’re on your period?” jokes.
he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon
that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream
I’m sorry but anyone else lose their fucking shit when he says ‘shy’?
Wasn’t all I lost
That goddamn smile too!
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
that’s some nice water
WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY
Why is there a cup attached to the wall of this Taco Bell
Are u ever walking behind someone on the street and they keep looking behind at u like ur gonna mug them or something and in ur head ur just thinking “shh shh its ok im not gonna hurt you, im not gonna hurt you.”