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gentlellama:

Forgive me if this has been posted already, but I wanted to share my joy with you.

badwebb:

abrotion:

cleopat-ra:

abrotion:

a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

i’m having trouble believing this

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 

mcshannnon:

grapefruitfrog:

sanclrnan:

nachosinthetardis:

unquoted:

His tie OMG

IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.

I love everything about this.

HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.

mcshannnon:

grapefruitfrog:

sanclrnan:

nachosinthetardis:

unquoted:

His tie OMG

IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.

I love everything about this.

HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.

Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."

misandry-mermaid:

samanticshift:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

coded racist language for the fail

Love the scare quotes around “”“pansexual”“”.
Like, I can see the Fox Newsroom writers being like…

"This democrat says she’s a…. pa..pansexual?  Is that a thing?"
"I don’t know, Jenkins.  Never heard of it.  Sounds made-up.  Write up a story and put quotations around the word until we have time to fact check it….
HAHAHAHAAA just kidding.  We don’t fact check.”

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

whydouwantaname:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

I love you all! XD